June 2009
2 posts
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
2 posts
March 2009
16 posts
‘where the wild things’ trailer
okay this is awesome
today i am 24.
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arranging a "casual" date
i am ted from "how i met your mother". seriously.
ted: so how do i ask her out - without asking her out?
lily: ... did you guys get high?
ted: i got it. i don't ask her out. i invite her - to our party next friday.
marshall: we're having a party next friday?
ted: we are now. casual.
barney: yeah, 'cause nothing's as "casual" as inviting a hundred people over just to mack on one girl.
marshall: all right, so call her up!
ted: no - calling's not casual! i just gotta bump into her somewhere. if only i knew her schedule, i could arrange a chance encounter ...
lily: that's great, ted. you'll be the most "casual" stalker ever.
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i keep pressing “make it / better” and “do it / faster” to annoy coworkers who owe me documents
evidence #1
in the city, i crane my neck and look for you in crowds, in the off chance that you might miraculously be there and i could accidentally run into you on purpose.
"hope all is well"
i absolutely hate this expression. why don’t you just take the time to ask me how i am?
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February 2009
12 posts
why hold onto something that makes you feel sad?
– kate, from “lost”
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'24' is turning into comedy
'24' season 5, episode 9. jack bauer revealing to woman that her boyfriend is actually a soldier-terrorist responsible for the murder/genocide of thousands
jack: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS MAN IS?!
woman: he's ... everything to me.
jack: .....
November 2008
2 posts
massage
i got one yesterday, an hour and a half of crazy man pushing and pulling vigorously, i thought he was going to break me. my first time, and i must say i’m not used to being repetitively shoved into a cot.
packing
is like assembling a greatest hits album, except instead of songs i’m choosing clothes. “do people like this shirt? how is this jacket received by the public?”
October 2008
3 posts
I specialize in cardiothoracic medicine. That means there’s one thing in the...
– Devon, aka Captain Awesome, “Chuck” s2e2
I know that John McCain will do that and I, as his vice president, families we...
– you-know-who, “Diagramming Sarah”
ridiculous
MODERATOR: How about that bailout? Was this Washington at its best or at its worst?
PALIN: You know, I think a good barometer here, as we try to figure out has this been a good time or a bad time in America’s economy, is go to a kid’s soccer game on Saturday, and turn to any parent there on the sideline and ask them, “How are you feeling about the economy?”
September 2008
6 posts
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Palin sounded, at times, like she was speaking a foreign language as she gave voice to the beautifully crafted words that had been prepared for her on Wednesday night. [NYT]
August 2008
59 posts
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Kerry: “How insulting to suggest that those who question the mission, question the troops. How pathetic to suggest that those who question a failed policy, doubt America itself. How desperate to tell the son of a single mother who chose community service over money and privilege that he doesn’t put America first.”
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Biden: “These are common stories among middle-class people who worked hard their whole life, played by the rules, on the promise that their tomorrows would be better than their yesterdays. That promise is the promise of America. It defines who we are as a people. And now — and now it’s in jeopardy. I know it. You know it.”
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Obama: “Change happens — change happens because the American people demand it, because they rise up and insist on new ideas and new leadership, a new politics for a new time. America, this is one of those moments.”
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Gore: “We are facing a planetary emergency, which, if not solved, would exceed anything we’ve ever experienced in the history of humankind.”
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Clinton: “These challenges cry out for American ideas and American innovation. When Barack Obama unleashes them, America will save lives, win new allies, open new markets, and create wonderful new jobs for our own people.”